Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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