I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My breasts were aching with rage.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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