idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
babies were throwing up all over the place
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
should my penis look like a turkey
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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