I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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