I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it penis luge time yet?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans