guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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