She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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