i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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