billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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