She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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