ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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