her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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