She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We have started to decorate penises.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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