i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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