Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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