That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
handjob tips. give me some.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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