He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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