i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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