Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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