No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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