she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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