My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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