i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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