i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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