Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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