so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
