i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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