just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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