He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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