she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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