Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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