yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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