Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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