i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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