i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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