I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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