Umm I'm too high to move.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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