I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't think brook has ever known best
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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