My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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