: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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