I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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