Cold hands, warm shart.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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