No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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