this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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