i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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