Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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