he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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