i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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