The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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