forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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