he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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